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[goldenlegacy]

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Greetings, friend. You've reached Giorno Giovanna.

Feel free to share your concerns, and I will return your call at my earliest availability. Until that time, good day.

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Voice

[unbreaker]

...what the heck kind of message is that?

[Whatever, whatever. It's not the reason he's contacting Giorno.]

I mean, yo! You around? I got a favor to ask of you!

Voice

[goldenlegacy]

It's a perfectly serviceable message, of course.

[Really, what's wrong with it? Pfft.]

But yes, I'm here.

Voice

[unbreaker]

Lame! I think you mean it's lame, Giorno.

Just kidding. [Kind of.] Right, so that favor...

You still got that job at the suit place?

Voice

[goldenlegacy]

[yeah, he knows you're not REALLY kidding. Pfft.]

I do. Are you looking to expand your wardrobe?

Voice

[unbreaker]

Yeah! Well...kind of. I got this job thing coming up and I need something to wear, but uh...I also got this friend.

And it's kind of my fault she lost her suit? So I'm lookin' to help her replace it.

You...running any specials or anything? Family discount...?

Voice

[goldenlegacy]

...what did you do to her suit?

Ah, I can attempt to finagle a few things, perhaps. But, really. What did you do to her suit?

Voice

[unbreaker]

I didn't do anything, she took it off and left it behind! It wasn't planned, it just happened!

Voice

[goldenlegacy]

[What.]

[Giorno rubs his face and promptly leaps to the obvious conclusion.]

...why does everyone feel the need to inform me about their amorous antics?

Voice

[unbreaker]

Huh?

[...oh my god.]

No! NO, IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT! We were at a store and she was trying stuff on! The clerks got kinda rude and so we left the store, but she was still wearing the store's clothes and...

[Groooaaann....]

Voice

[goldenlegacy]

Ah. Well that's much better. I've heard enough uncomfortable details of relatives' intimate lives for one lifetime.

[Or fifteen. Fifteen lifetimes.]

Voice

[unbreaker]

[So. Awkward.]

Sorry, that's totally not how I meant for it to sound. But that's what happened. So now she's out a suit and I feel kind of bad? Because she got this...fuzzy sweater thing in trade for it and [laughing] it's kind of ridiculous.

...anyway.

Since you said you'll try and swing something, I'll send her by sometime, alright? That way she can pick out what she likes. As for the suit I need...something for Mardi Gras.

Voice

[goldenlegacy]

That's fine. Feel free to drop in at any time... though I recommend doing so soon. I can't guarantee how long I'll remain there.

Voice

[unbreaker]

Will do! And I'll tell Hazel the same.

You should come, by the way. The Mardi Gras thing I'm doing for work's gonna be a masque. Should actually be pretty cool.

Voice

[goldenlegacy]

Hmm. I don't really party.

[Hey, it's not a no. He sounds a little thoughtful, actually.]

Voice

[unbreaker]

Yeah, thought you might say something like that, but the invitation stands.

Voice

[goldenlegacy]

Hm.

Well, I'll consider it. I should support the family, after all.

Voice

[unbreaker]

You know, that's a really great point, Giorno.

[Can you hear him starting to grin?]

Makes me wonder...there anything I can do to help you out?

[goldenlegacy]

...it is a great point, yes.

[Wow that sounds so incredibly suspicious. He can't even contain the dryness in his voice.]

And what did you have in mind... exactly?

Also, what are you up to?

[unbreaker]

What, just because I think it'd be really cool if I could help you out for helping me out, that means I'm up to something? You wound me, Giorno.

[...you can probably hear him thump his chest lightly, right over top of his heart.]

Can't family just help each other out? I know a few games, you know. And I've practiced slight of hand a little!

[goldenlegacy]

[....]

Are you angling for a job? Aren't you underage?

[You're 15, Giorno. But!]

[unbreaker]

[Yeah, see, Josuke's going to point that out.]

I'm older than you!

[Still underage, though. But whatever.]

[goldenlegacy]

Yes, that's true.

[He can acknowledge that!]

[unbreaker]

...right, so my point is, there's gotta be something I can do, right?

[goldenlegacy]

[Does there? DOES THERE?]

I have a legal proxy. Specifically, I have a legal proxy who is currently on probation, making things difficult!

That said... I'm more concerned about your father.

[unbreaker]

Way to be complicated.

[A beat and then he groans dramatically.]

Yeah, my old man would probably kick up a fuss...but this part-time job's not gonna support my summer plans! I gotta figure something out...something else now, I guess.